Nothing a few band-aids and some Neosporin can’t fix.

needl3r reblogged your photo: Lara here. It’s time for a Lil’ Raider Response…

1 - No, I still prefer the badass Lara :( sorry.
2 - THE DEER SCENE BECAUSE I <3 BOW AND ARROWS
3 - When the guy tries to rape Lara and she bites his ear GO MIKE TYSON
4 - I WOULD LIKE TO SEE IF SHE STILL PARKOURS AND HAS TO SOLVE PUZZLES AS THE OLD GAMES BECAUSE YAKNOW
5 - yes…….. it’s not like you expect it to happen
6 - no.
7 - HER PONYTAIL FALLS IN THE BEGGINING OF THE TRAILER BECAUSE SHE’S UPSIDE DOWN, OKAY, BUT WHAT ABOUT THE REST OF HER HAIR? JUST LIKE MARIA IN SILENT HILL 2. UGH HATING THEIR PERFECT HAIRS

Woah now lil’ raider.

Let’s make something clear: I might cry and whimper a bit throughout the game, but that doesn’t mean I am incapable of thrusting my boot into someone’s arse if need be. Let’s not get that twisted, ok, friend? It’s okay for a badass to have emotions. That’s part of being human.

As for my hair, well…I figure they plan to fix that in the final stages? Details like hair and what not are things that can be changed quickly. They probably have way more important things to fix/worry about at the current stage than my vanity. :)

I kinda covered the whole “trailer doesn’t look like TR” type deal, so I guess the only other thing I can say is that I hope during E3 and the rest of the year, you are able to find something that makes you happy with the game. :) Thank you for your answers!

We here at ask-derp-lara would like to thank you guys for the the 100 (and 2) follows!

This is a tiny blog and blog owner can be a little lazy and unreliable, but we appreciate all the awesome support from fellow fans we receive each day.

Even if you don’t follow the blog but have liked, reblogged, or sent in an ask, it helped spread some awareness.

Thanks guys, and more answers from last night’s response corner are coming shortly!

 

That’s not completely a bad thing, you know.

Sure, it may have been a bit flashy and cinematic, much like Mr.Drake’s games, but we gotta get people’s attentions somehow, right? Hmm, I guess it’s hard for some to get used to all the changes that are being made (I mean, look at me right?). But in the end, I believe it’s for the better. The old girl needs some spark. Besides, no matter how flashy and “epic” the trailers seem, Tomb Raider has it’s own special elements about it that make it unique and special. Hope you aren’t too disappointed, lil’ raider.

Lara here.
It&#8217;s time for a Lil&#8217; Raider Response Corner. :D
This is where I will ask you, the lil&#8217; raiders, questions pertaining to recent Tomb Raider news and get your opinions on them. Blog owner says she might even draw my responses for you(hoho~).
Today&#8217;s Lil&#8217; Raider Response Corner will focus on the newly released Crossroads trailer that debut on GT.TV last night. Surely you all have seen it by now. If you haven&#8217;t, click here and then come back for the discussion points. Even if you don&#8217;t follow the blog, you can still give your input as well, either in the answer box below or through the ask box. :D You also aren&#8217;t only restricted to these questions. If you have any comment, question, concern, or what have you that you would like to voice, feel free to do so! The questions are just guidelines. I will have another response corner soon to get your input on how you want this blog to function as well, so stay tuned!
Questions:
Based on what you have seen of the trailer, what&#8217;s your opinion of me and the current state of the Tomb Raider series? Are you pleased with what you have seen so far?
What&#8217;s your favorite scene/moment from the trailer?
What&#8217;s your least favorite scene/moment from the trailer?
What excites you most about the game? What more would you like to see at E3?
Do you feel that ear biting is an effective technique to fend from Russian mercenaries?
Did you require a change of pants before/during/after the debut of the trailer?
Anything else?

Lara here.

It’s time for a Lil’ Raider Response Corner. :D

This is where I will ask you, the lil’ raiders, questions pertaining to recent Tomb Raider news and get your opinions on them. Blog owner says she might even draw my responses for you(hoho~).

Today’s Lil’ Raider Response Corner will focus on the newly released Crossroads trailer that debut on GT.TV last night. Surely you all have seen it by now. If you haven’t, click here and then come back for the discussion points. Even if you don’t follow the blog, you can still give your input as well, either in the answer box below or through the ask box. :D You also aren’t only restricted to these questions. If you have any comment, question, concern, or what have you that you would like to voice, feel free to do so! The questions are just guidelines. I will have another response corner soon to get your input on how you want this blog to function as well, so stay tuned!

Questions:

  • Based on what you have seen of the trailer, what’s your opinion of me and the current state of the Tomb Raider series? Are you pleased with what you have seen so far?
  • What’s your favorite scene/moment from the trailer?
  • What’s your least favorite scene/moment from the trailer?
  • What excites you most about the game? What more would you like to see at E3?
  • Do you feel that ear biting is an effective technique to fend from Russian mercenaries?
  • Did you require a change of pants before/during/after the debut of the trailer?
  • Anything else?

Thank you, lil’ raider.

I appreciate it!

Blog owner would like to say sorry for the spastic turn this blog has briefly made because of the new BADASS trailer and the excitement and the pee.

……

Except I’m not sorry AHAHAHAHAH

I will be back to answering questions after I CALML MEYSLEF DWN

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Blog owner is incapacitated.

darrien16 replied to your photo: blog owner is about to pee on everything

I’M JUST AS EXCITED AS YOU ARE, LIL’ RAIDER.

blog owner is about to pee on everything

blog owner is about to pee on everything

btw, shoutout to lil’ raider jeremy for learning his time zones

officialtombraiderblog:

Today’s the day! Remember to watch GT.TV/Spike TV tonight at 10:00 PM PST/1:00 AM EST to view the world-exclusive Tomb Raider “Crossroads” trailer in full. Not sure when to tune in? This handy time zone converter will do the trick! Are you excited?

Don&#8217;t forget, lil&#8217; raiders.
This is tonight! Not yesterday, cough.
BE SURE TO TUNE IN, OKAY?

officialtombraiderblog:

Today’s the day! Remember to watch GT.TV/Spike TV tonight at 10:00 PM PST/1:00 AM EST to view the world-exclusive Tomb Raider “Crossroads” trailer in full. Not sure when to tune in? This handy time zone converter will do the trick! Are you excited?

Don’t forget, lil’ raiders.

This is tonight! Not yesterday, cough.

BE SURE TO TUNE IN, OKAY?

…as well as the proper holsters. With the proper timing and discipline, you should be able to reload them both with no problem, lil’ raider.

I was a drooly little twit.